just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
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I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
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Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
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