I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
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