I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
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Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
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That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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