i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
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It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
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My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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