and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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