i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
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We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
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I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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