I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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