just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I still have a little drunk in my system
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
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