yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
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Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
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Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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