so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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