Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
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After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
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So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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