So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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