spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
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I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
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Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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