Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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