I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Randomize
