why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
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