so that wasnt chicken after all
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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