It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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