I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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