i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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