I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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