Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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