It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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