If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
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Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
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we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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