And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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