Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Randomize
