but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
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I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
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I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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