ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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