Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
my liver is dry heaving
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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