Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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