I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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