Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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