I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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