i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
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The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
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The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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