Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
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4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
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You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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