Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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