I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
