Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
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According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
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This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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