is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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