If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
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He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
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I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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