just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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