Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
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He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
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But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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