butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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