STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
So apparently I’m into choking now
So. Much. Porn.
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