But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
we're so committed to being not committed
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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