i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
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Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
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I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Two words: nipple clamps
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