I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
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I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
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he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
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