It's like God shit irony all over that family
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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