You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
