will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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