so explain again why im purple
no
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
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I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
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Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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