you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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