Don't you send me to vm
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
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But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
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I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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